a guy n a girl are at a yard sale. she finds a beautiful mirror and goes to the seller to find out how much it costs. "100 dollars" the seller says. "no way why" asks the lady. "its a magic mirror" he explains" go home n hang it on your door and make a wish" they agree n take the mirror home. they hang it and agree the girl makes her wish 1st mirror mirror on the door she says make my boobs a 44 and poof she had big ones. the guy couldnt wait he pushes her out of the way and yells mirror mirror on the door make my ding-ding touch the floor and POOF his legs fell off!!!
2007-12-07 06:05:38 · 9 answers · asked by lil_fyter 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ohmigosh! That iz too funny. You practically had me rollin on the floor!
Try this one on for size.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
LoL!
2007-12-07 07:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are those area pants?? reason that a** is outa this international. is this the library?? reason i'm checkin you out. is that shirt felt?? it seems so gentle (touch it)... nicely that's now.
2016-11-13 23:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny very funny starred
2007-12-07 06:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hiliarous. now men will think twice when they wish for things...lol
2007-12-07 06:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2007-12-07 06:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by mamarivers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA good one
2007-12-07 07:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, funny
2007-12-07 06:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by #4 due may 29th 2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooooooooooooooool thats funny lol.....
2007-12-07 06:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's really funny!!!!!
2007-12-07 06:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋