A guy walks into a bar...
OWWW!!!!
2007-12-07 05:50:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ohmigosh! That iz too funny. You practically had me rollin on the floor! (Ok, thatz exaggerating. . .) lol!
If you like jokes, Try this one on for size.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
LoL!
2007-12-07 07:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a nasty concept to play UNO with mexicans? Because they'll continuously scouse borrow your inexperienced-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a auto. Who's riding? A cop What's the change among a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a household of 4 Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic workforce? Because everybody that may run, soar and swim is already right here.
2016-09-05 10:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by ilsa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 05:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
with an Elephant he orders a Beer for himslef and a Pitcher for the elephant ,,, He repeats the order 3 times until the Elephant passes out , and THe Guy turns to leave and the Bartender says "Hey you can't leave that Lying There" and the Man Replies "its not a Lion its an Elephant"~!
2007-12-07 06:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you walked into a bar!!!
2007-12-07 06:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by lil_fyter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not really funny
2007-12-07 05:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are a joke that is funny ?
2007-12-07 05:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by JustAsking 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny!!
2007-12-07 05:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha.
hilarious!
2007-12-07 05:58:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it ..
oh i GET IT.. i think its ok
2007-12-07 06:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋