And do you know that living by it will bring you closer to COD?
2007-12-07 02:34:35 · 14 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll try to write it over the weekend, begweidd - lol :)
2007-12-07 02:41:29 · update #1
Oops! *bregweidd*
2007-12-07 02:41:49 · update #2
(((Purdey)))
2007-12-07 09:56:29 · update #3
If the ice berg starts to break up do we all get to sing "Nearer My Cod To Thee" like they did on the Titanic?
2007-12-07 02:38:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-07 10:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ah, the Sermon on the Berg. One of the greatest Squawks ever given. And the MEP turned a few scrawny fishies into enough to feed the entire flock.
"If thy flipper offendeth thee, stick it in the icy water for a few minutes. It'll know better next time."
true wisdom.
2007-12-07 10:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I kneel at your webbed feet with the pink toenail polish, waiting with baited breath for the Sermon on the Berg, to save my oh so unworthy soul.
2007-12-07 19:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i haven't read it, but my boyfriend, yeti, says it's something about how the son of COD will deliver all swimmers from the delusion of religion. apparently, he goes ice burg hopping when he's not scaring mountain climbers in the himalayas, but he won't talk about it. something must've happened to him on the berg...
it's finally getting cold enough in the midwest that he's stopped bithching about the weather. praise COD!
2007-12-07 17:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*wanh wanh waaanh squeak squeak wanh*
those words will live in my heart for eternity
hail the Emporer who is Cod who came to earth to speak on the Berg and be eaten by seals for all of us!
2007-12-07 10:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by nacsez 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Many experts have studied the intricacies of the Emperor Penguin's sermon but recent developments in our translation theories have shown that it most accurately translates to, "Could I have another fish, please?".
2007-12-07 10:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by BigRichGuy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I read it twice, I am still confused, why do you snack on smelt, and then run back to your COD for protection?
2007-12-07 10:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I can't understand it because those crazy penguins speak French.
2007-12-07 10:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
COD is good, COD is great, COD gives us all fresh fish!
2007-12-07 20:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋