ok, if moses carried two of every animal that existed, and possibly every pathogen, wouldnt that make moses...

Question

a.) an illegal exporter in exotic animals
b.) A Bio-Terrorist
c.) a crazy old man that got lucky and built a massive wooden boat to deal with his midlife crisis?
d.) fake, because this story could not possibly exist because it came from an irrelevant book that has no proof of truthfulness in it.
e.) real, because the holy books say so because they were written a very long time ago from the prophets of God and Jesus Christ themselves.
f.) It does not matter because it was Mosey, not moses, and on Mt. Ketchup, and he was blessed with the 8 "I'd rather you didn'ts", and was touched by the Flying Sphagetti Monster and his noodly appendages.
g.) Who cares? im just getting 10 points for answering this question, so why the hell not.
h.) all of the above.
Q.) none of the above.
Z.) Go fudge youself Blue Ball o' Doom, cause your going to burn in hell for insulting [INSERT RELIGION HERE].

NOAH, my bad, NOAH

Answer 1

Let's assume you really meant Noah:
a) He is the Father of the only family left, so I guess he gets to make the rules , so it is not illegal
b) Who would he terrorize? Himself? the rest of the world is under water!
c) If it was a mid life crisis the boat would have been filled with Egyptian babes, not stinky animals
d) As far as ancient texts go, the Bible is about far better documented than any other book in history. This is an easy fact to look up on the web
e) sound about right
f) As you are aware, Mosey was the illegitimate child of Frappulgea, the witch queen of the Zorkons. While visiting Grendel at the bottom of the ocean he received the 23 "suggestions for a moderately successful life" from the spirit of Joel Osteen
g) If you vote me best answer, then I will get the 10 points
h) obviously wrong
q) also wrong
z) humanity would have an enormous hole in the space time continuum if you went to hell.

Answer 2

LOL, they sure jumped on the Moses/Noah sllip didn't they?

I always wondered about the smell? I mean really, all those animals and what a HUGE boat that would've had to have been.

I had serious doubts about this tale when I first heard it at the age of FOUR. How could any ADULT accept this as fact? I just don't get it. Or maybe I do, there are way to many truly ignorant people.


So my answer is "F". Makes as much sense as the others.

Peace.

Answer 3

First of all it was not Moses but Noah, secondly Noah did NOT had to carry any animals into the ark, when it came time, they came on their own because God spoke to those animals & they knew what to do. You think it is a myth, then ask yourself why has science found fish & sea animals preserved in the top of some mountains.

Answer 4

Haha. I read thru this whole thing and didn't even realize you were talking about Noah and not Moses. I gonna go with f- but it's quite obvious I don't know what the hell I'm talking about lol.

Answer 5

Well, first of all that would have been Noah.

But to your point:

a) There were no laws against exporting exotic animals at the time so the point is moot
b) You think he had the technology to weaponize whatever pathogens existed at the time?
c) He had specific instructions on the dimensions of the ark
d) nope
e) yup
f) No comment
g) Yes please. Ten points
h) nope
q) nope
z) I'd never say that. :)

Answer 6

That was Noah... although it's kind of hard to tell at times, both were around 800 years old and flat out crazy :p

Noah had the boat and animals. Moses slaughtered millions and kidnapped young virgin girls to uses as trophy slaves for his armies.

Answer 7

Not Moses, but Noah.

Answer 8

Well, the guy in the story was Noah...
But the answer to your question is D..... and quite possibly G
:)

Answer 9

Uh, it was Noah with the ark, not Moses.

Answer 10

The story states Noah, and I'm going with Q because your premise is inaccurate.