The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!
2007-12-06 23:03:43 · 14 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one dudette...
*'s to you and
Season's greetings...
;-)
2007-12-07 09:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sonny O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 23:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol havent heard that before, that is probably one of the best so far today lol
2007-12-06 23:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats funny *
2007-12-07 02:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2016-05-21 23:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhehehehe
That was pretty funny.
You will get a star.
2007-12-06 23:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-12-06 23:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie Baby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very good!
2007-12-06 23:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by xaenith2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhhheeeeeeee
2007-12-06 23:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by freshlife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever, very clever
2007-12-06 23:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋