1:Marriages are made in heaven but so again thunder & lightning.
2:If u want your spouse to listen & pay attention, talk in your sleep.
3:Marriage is grand & divorce is 100 grand
4:Married life is frustrating. First year the man speaks & the woman listens. Second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. Third year, they both speak & the neighbors listen.
5:When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, u can be sure either the car is new or the wife
6:Marriage is when a man and woman become as one the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7:Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something u said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before u finish.
8:Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9:Every woman wants a man who is handsome, economical & a considerate lover, but the law allows only one husband.
10:Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
2007-12-06 20:04:40 · 11 answers · asked by Philomena 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A reality,,..Gven u a Star..keep it up...
2007-12-06 20:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by B.Ahamed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, keeping the Sabbath (Saturday) holy is from the Old Testament or Old Covenant. It is the only commandment that is not repeated in the New Testament or New Covenant. Therefore it is not required. However, most Christians do keep the Lord's day which is Sunday Holy. Oh, and to the people who still feel all of the old covenant still applies, I guess you don't understand the concept of dispensations. If both covenants still apply, then explain the following: In Leviticus 11 certain foods were deignated as unclean. But in Mark, 7:19 Jesus declared all foods to be clean. In Ezra 10:3 the Jews were told to put away their foreign wives and children. In the NT, believers are instructed not to put them away (1 cor: 7:12 - 16) Under the old covenant (i.e. the law), only the high priest could enter the presence of God (Heb 9:7). Under the New Covenenant (grace) all believers have access into the most holy place (Heb 10:19-22). When Cain killed his brother Abel, God set a mark on him so that anyone finding him would not kill him (Gen 4:15). Yet after the Flood God instituted capital punishment decreeing that "Whoever sheds man's blood, by man his blood shall be shed" Gen 9:6. The difference was due to the change in dispensations. Another example is Psalm 137:8,9 where the writer calls down severe judgment on Babylon: "O daughter of Babylon, who are to be destroyed, happy the one who repays you as you have served us! Happy the one who takes and dashes your little ones against the rock!" Still later the Lord taught his people: "love your enimies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you". Matt 5:44 There are a minumum of 2 dispensations Law and Grace. Surely you can see this, if not, please explain how it can be both ways in the examples above.
2016-05-21 23:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,i have no answer for this question,each & every point is having the perfect meaning.
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take all the ten stars for u r 10 point.
2007-12-06 21:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 22:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!! I knew that there were rules, but I never imagined anyone would figure them alll out. Good one!!! Have a star!!
2007-12-06 21:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pathetic and dated!
2007-12-06 20:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha have a star
2007-12-06 21:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny,star,10.
2007-12-06 21:03:36 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-06 20:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are all facts and everybody know it.
2007-12-06 21:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋