Jesusite, Islamic or Mormon or even combination
2007-12-06 19:58:29 · 12 answers · asked by Vermin 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay CRtwenty just made me literally laugh out loud.
The OT is good, Song of Solomon someone already mentioned. As to modern stuff, what happens in the marriage bed between a husband and his wife is sanctified. We have a lot more freedom then you would think.
Hbr 13:4 Marriage [is] honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
2007-12-06 20:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That CD cover of Jo Dee Messina's a couple of years ago. She appeared on a country christian radio show the week of its release, even as I was still drooling over the photos.
Fifi's right. Lots of erotica in the OT.
2007-12-06 20:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fundie erotica would consist of burning Playboys, books of Lady Chatterly's Lover and other books and periodicals deemed obscene by the far, far right. Now that would be something they'd get off on..
2007-12-06 20:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by umwut? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"The Pastor slowly slid off his non-denominational religious attire and gave a coy smile to his lawfully heterosexual submissive wife. She smiled as he said "Would you like to partake in some culturally acceptable sex in the missionary position in the privacy of our own home? Our son is still at soccer practice and our daughter is busy cheer leading, so we have plenty of time."
2007-12-06 20:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
US fundies:
1. A nicely turned Queen Anne chair leg, half covered with a lace tablecloth.
2. Ann Coulter whipping a liberal.
3. Nuclear bombs dropping on Muslims.
4. Homosexuals getting burned alive.
And now the Muslim fundies:
1. British schoolteachers being 'stoned' by concrete teddy bears
2. The Western World being consumed by a holy fire from Allah
3. Israel being pushed into the ocean by a big teddy bear
4. Homosexuals being hanged alive.
(admit it fundies, you're hot under the collar just reading this..) ;-)
2007-12-06 20:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
CRtwenty, I present you with this certificate denoting you as the winner of one Internet.
2007-12-06 20:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by He Who Defied Fate [Atheati] 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"the Joy of the Missionary Position"(in wedlock)
2007-12-06 20:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The sight of a woman's ankle. (shakes hand as if burned) Oooo, hot stuff!!!
2007-12-06 20:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"The Da Vinci Load" lol, the next big one from the creators of "Spiderbabe"
2007-12-06 20:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by chizzle_30 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think that guy called Ted Haggard has one answer to that.
2007-12-06 20:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋