Tom worked for a brewery for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress,
he quits his job and lives as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week etc.... Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Bob, your neighbour from ten miles up the road... having a
party Friday night... thought you might like to come."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months here I'm ready to meet some locals"
As Bob is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with
the best of 'em."
"More 'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been
all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should
I wear?"
"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.
2007-12-06 18:37:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!! Made me laugh so hard i woke my mom up!!
2007-12-06 18:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, eww. wild party for two, anyone? id defnitly have to scrounge up the money on that one to get the party hoppin'.
;-)
2007-12-07 02:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda funny at then end but while reading it it didnt seem that funny. or maybe its just almost 12 am at my place and im tired lol.
2007-12-07 02:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Tiff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a giggle. Good one.
2007-12-07 02:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by munkees81 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my kinda guy!
2007-12-07 02:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-07 11:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Didn't see that one coming.
2007-12-07 02:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one but still very funny, lol. âºâºâºâºâº
2007-12-07 02:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god bob ....... zand tom warmed the idea. deep down i think he knew.
2007-12-07 03:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Brilliant, i like it
2007-12-07 02:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋