Close the door I'm dressing.....
SHARE YOU FAVORITE ONE LINER
2007-12-06 16:39:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
Two muffins are sitting in an oven...
The first muffin says "Whew, it's getting hot in here!"
The second muffin says "Holy crap, a talking MUFFIN!!!"
2007-12-06 16:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by ~*~jinxed~*~ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What did the salad dressing say to the mayonnaise?
Stop pretending to be dressing, I'm the REAL thing.
2007-12-06 16:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin U 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cops arrest the chef?
They got word he was beating the eggs.
2007-12-06 16:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll share my daughter's favorite:
Why didnt the teddy bear want dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
2007-12-06 16:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mayonnaise lot of people posted jokes
2007-12-06 16:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by cark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you name a one legged baby girl? Ilene
2007-12-06 16:42:15 · answer #6 · answered by Beckers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the pickle say to the mustard?
Nothing. Its a pickle.
2007-12-06 16:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
shortest poem in the world-
apples, adam hadem
2007-12-06 17:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds walked into a building. you'd think one of them would have seen it!
2007-12-06 17:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by TL 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where do one legged women get jobs at?
IHOP
2007-12-06 16:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋