Evolution tells us that the moon is made out of non-sentient cheese. Why do people believe this?
2007-12-06 14:15:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am Christian unlike you Darwinists.
2007-12-06 14:16:57 · update #1
sorry, I meant unconscious cheese
2007-12-06 14:19:52 · update #2
Are you sure it wasn't a gay winged kangaroo?
2007-12-06 14:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Theory of Evolution is the biggest lie of the devil that the world has swallowed hook, line & sinker.
It is a shame that they cannot see that until today it is STILL ONLY A THEORY! It is not proven & it has many loopholes. If the theory is correct, then how come we don't see any half man-half ape? And why are babies born perfect & not half-monkey?
Edit:
If you are Christian then how come you call yourself Francine's boyfriend? It is UNCHRISTIAN to slander a fellow Christian, & it is not funny either!
Edit: responding to Moo...
You can't explain it either, eh?
2007-12-06 14:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by cataliz <SFCU> 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do the most ignorant religious people try to disprove evolution with random statements like the one above
You clearly don't understand anything about evolution. Leave science to scientists.
2007-12-06 14:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by Moo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure that evolution says that the moon cheese is sentient.
2007-12-06 14:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You did not really listen when evolution theory told you about your ancestors. We are apes. We are just one of different kinds of apes. Smart apes, but still apes. We have 98% of our DNA information in common with the chimpanzees. Evolution does not explain how life on earth started. But once you have things (not necessarily cells) that do produce copies of themselves and are so complex, that also botched copies can produce copies of themselves evolution takes place.
2016-05-21 22:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'd be pretty sweet.
We could have aerial boxing matches.
...And I don't remember anywhere in Evolutionist history where it mentions Moses, idiot. That's the Bible. Why does the book of Revelations say that the earth will be covered in Man-Locust-Lion-Bears that torture sinners at the end of days? Is that any more realistic?
2007-12-06 14:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by Dream Awake 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they couldn't wake up the Phoenix. As for the cheese, all them 600,000 hebrews "cutting" the cheese is what made for Moses' rapid departure.....
2007-12-06 14:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made me smile!
Evolution also tells us that the sun is actually a giant fart lighted by a huge alien, and tells us that Jesus rode his unicorn to the garden of eden to slay the evil three-headed serpent Satan!
Who would believe those evolution people!
jEsuS rULeZ!!!!11
2007-12-06 14:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Darwinism doesn't say any of that. Most atheist don't believe in moses.
2007-12-06 14:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh goody!
A troll 'boyfriend' of a troll.
Aren't we a shining example of a right Richard.
2007-12-06 14:22:33 · answer #10 · answered by Simon T 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋