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Yup my cousin is an idiot. He has ratted on me to many times to count. Acts cool in front of his friends. And does stuff that I probably shoudn't mention on here. I know God says not to judge but if you met im you would understand. But anyways, what are some good phycological ways to mess with him? I need something where I can do stuff while "laying low"? He comes over every now and then to hang out with my 11 yr. old brother( I think because their minds are both maturing at the same rate) so I have about a 2 day window, so what u got? He's 16 im 15...and a half

2007-12-06 13:42:02 · 13 answers · asked by Art 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

I had a cousin like that. I dug a big hole in the back yard.... filled it with water. It was about thigh deep I suppose... then I sprinkled dust over the top of it.. you know.. choose soil froma pot plant or sommat that hasn't been watered in a long time.. the soil will sort of float on top of the water.. trust me.... spread it around so it blends in with teh rest of the garden... now when he comes over to say gidday.. you are standing on one side of the hoe with your hand out to shake hands.....

Yeah.... I love my cousin. You know.. in 35 years.. I haven;t heard from him. I dunno.. some people just can't take a joke.

2007-12-06 20:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 0 0

Romans 12:16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position. Do not be conceited. 17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody.

18 If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. 19 Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay," says the Lord. 20 On the contrary: "If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head." 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

Be nice to him and it will blow his mind. Then don't do things that he can tell on you about.

2007-12-06 13:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1 0

LOL I am sorry for laughing but when I read your question before reading the info, I thought you meant something else entirely!!

I would pray for him and let the Lord take care of him!! If you try to "get back" at him, you are only gonna hurt yourself!

2007-12-06 13:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Jenny 6 · 3 0

properly, to be effortless, that's somewhat slutty. in case you want them to think of which you're a foul STD carrying slut then pass forward. yet once you want understand... i does no longer be "messing around" with the full international. save your legs closed, come across a powerful guy, and characteristic relaxing!

2016-12-30 12:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I enjoyed reading your question; it is quite humorous. I don't have any good ideas for you but I'm quite sure there will be some. Be careful and don't do anything too drastic.

2007-12-06 13:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by enamel 7 · 0 1

Vengeance is mine saith the Lord, Pray for him instead

2007-12-06 13:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by Michael 4 · 5 0

if he stays over night pour water in the bed and call him a bedwetter

2007-12-06 13:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by frankm1412@yahoo.com 4 · 1 1

Buy some warm cola, and make plenty of pee-cubes.

2007-12-06 13:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Klute 5 · 0 2

Ask the current governmental administration. I hear waterboarding works wonders.

2007-12-06 13:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by Molten Orange 5 · 0 5

turn the other cheek...i see more trouble coming your way...

2007-12-06 13:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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