The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners
asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Shermansaid, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.'
'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?'
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you
to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted....
2007-12-06 13:16:15 · 15 answers · asked by sunshine 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hysterical! Wonder where little Eddie heard that line?
2007-12-07 01:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by baymast13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Polite Persons
2016-05-21 22:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by odilia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha this one's definitely a keeper! Which I won't tell at the dinner table, of course (insert sarcastic laughter here).
2007-12-06 13:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by kinsey07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 13:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eddie's gonna have a lot of child support to pay if he's not careful!
2007-12-06 13:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by herfinator 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny! haha star 4 u
2007-12-06 13:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a few seconds to understand it but thats funny have a star
2007-12-06 13:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eddie must have failed a few times!!!!
2007-12-06 23:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I truly don't get it...
... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I get it.
That's gross.
Lol.
He's not actually shaking hands w/ someone... well, in his little world it could be 'Johnny' (that's what guys call their...) and he hopes to introduce her to his 'Johnny' later that night...
~ khamani krystal moore jonas (nick)
2007-12-06 13:24:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get, i know what eddie said means something else and i think i might know but not sure
2007-12-06 13:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by jettica24 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋