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The doctor at MEPS wanted to insert something into my butt hole. What was he looking for? I left then and there. I love the armed forces and America especially, but I'm not gay.

2007-12-06 12:17:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Military

21 answers

No... you're probably not Gay. BUT you're an idiot. They're looking for your brain... it has to be somewhere!

2007-12-06 12:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by prancinglion 5 · 9 1

They need to check for enlarged prostate as well as hernia's. Time to grow up a little and understand this is standard operation for any complete physical. Not just the Navy either, all MEPS exams.

2007-12-06 12:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They are looking for conditions which could disqualify you. Sometimes it is based on some positive answer you gave when filling out the Report of Medical History form.
It has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Only with a physical exam. But, given your reaction to this part of the exam, it looks like the services have avoided a problem with your entry into their ranks. Thanks for leaving!

2007-12-06 15:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by desertviking_00 7 · 1 0

HAHAHAHAHA
Sorry about that. I was not laughing about your question dude just at the answers they gave you. Cut the guy some slack, probably his 1st time to go through a medical. It's standard procedure dude to check if you're healthy to be in the military.

2007-12-07 16:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by 4 eyes 2 · 0 0

Its to check for PROSTATE CANCER the biggest killer in males world wide, if detected at an early stage and treated you might get a chance to live longer.

2007-12-06 18:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by conranger1 7 · 1 0

They look for any type of anal sickness or deformation. You cannot be sent to Boot camp with an unhealthy body in risk of it becoming more and more unhealthy...

Every branch has to do it, not just navy.

Sorry more of the answers you received weren't very mature.

2007-12-06 12:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew 2 · 0 2

Does the expression "Bend over, sweetheart, and welcome to the Navy" give you new meaning?

That was the catch phrase I learned going through MEPS.

2007-12-06 12:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

They have to do this everytime you go to MEPS to check for health concerns..

2007-12-06 12:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by ChuckDeucez 6 · 4 1

u r 2 funny

2007-12-06 12:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Military Supporter! 6 · 1 2

He was looking for grey matter, but it's obvious he didn't find any !

2007-12-06 13:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He was trying to work out what the fit was going to be, loose, medium, virgin!

2007-12-06 12:24:56 · answer #11 · answered by DreadSmurf 6 · 4 0

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