An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.
The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.
"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?". No response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!!!!"
2007-12-06 11:48:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it good 1
2007-12-07 02:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old man is the one with hearing problem. He should be treated first . how did the old man hear the doctor's simple informal test?
2007-12-06 22:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Time to schedule 2 appointments!
2007-12-07 09:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 13:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! LMAO. Now who's got the hearing problem! *star*
2007-12-06 11:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm hearing impaired and this was one of the first hearing jokes people told me.....good one tho.
2007-12-06 11:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hes poor family wont get anything
2016-05-21 22:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a very good one. wow, it's amazing what age can do to u. this is really good. 2 thumbs up!.
2007-12-06 11:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, this one's going on my myspace...
and a star for you as well for making me laugh! :D
2007-12-06 12:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by Din-din 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. :)
But how'd he hear the doctor on the phone??? (j/k)
2007-12-06 12:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by coconut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋