A father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.
"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over 300 dollars!"
"I earned it hiking," replied the boy.
"Hiking??? Come on son; tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you Really get the cash from?"
"It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr. Goldberg from the bank would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a 20 dollar bill and tell me to take a hike!"
2007-12-06 11:43:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO 10/10
2007-12-07 02:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been solo hiking for YEARS, and now you ask if it risky? Yeah, it is riskier, but not by much. In a wilderness setting, it sometimes helps to have a partner to help you out, but it isn't a requirement. If you get in trouble, carry a whistle on you. 3 blows from the whistle, it's like Backcountry 9-1-1. People will come to help if you need it. Pretty much all a partner would do is run and get help anyways, right? And it wouldn't hurt to get your WFR or EMT cert, just so you are able to patch yourself up and get to an ER if need be. There is a greater risk when going at it alone if you are new to the outdoor world, but you've been doing this for years, I'm sure you have this stuff down.
2016-05-21 22:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!! Sucks for the dad but works for the son!!
Have a star!!
2007-12-12 04:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 11:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha that was funny thats a good 1 heres a star.wow the dad must really be mad
2007-12-06 12:20:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad should learn to cleverly come back from the journey un- announced.
2007-12-06 23:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, no. i like this joke. very funny. aw man, d dad must feel like a bomb was dropped on him, huh?
2007-12-06 11:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I like that deal!
2007-12-07 09:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that its funny
2007-12-06 12:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by brandi686 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he..you said GOLDBERG! yeah I'm an idiot.. hehehe..Goldberg..
2007-12-06 12:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋