Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-12-06 11:41:48 · 15 answers · asked by yourgirlheather24 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That joke was hilarious. Really funny.
2007-12-06 11:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 12:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, that's really funny!
But you should replace the last line with, "& Bob has never been seen since."
:D
2007-12-06 11:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by coconut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-12-06 12:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by n.li@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! thats hilarious
it's good that he's been missing
lol
2007-12-06 12:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by ***cassy*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That waz harsh, but it waz funny azz hellz...lMAO
2007-12-06 11:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by aquarius7air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha- LOL!
u got a star from me!!
2007-12-06 12:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah that's funny!
2007-12-06 12:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by JD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe lol!! that was funny!!
2007-12-06 11:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by Lindy P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious,really hilarious!
2007-12-06 11:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by krumpin' boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋