10. It's two feet tall, forty feet wide.
9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it.
7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan fora joy ride.
6. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.
5. You brushed the door coming into the house, and now it's totally bare.
4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it.
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
2. Some guy named Akbar puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it.
1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size".
2007-12-06 11:28:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Number 4 made me laugh
2007-12-06 11:33:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was sssooo funny and yeah no9 really did happen,but that was my late brother that answered the phone we were in stiches about that,cause he kept a straight face and said no,but thank you for bring so happy memories back back about me brother this will be my first Xmas without him and yeah he were a real life copper.So you have a wonderful and blessed Xmas.xxxxAnd here is your star ok?xxx
2007-12-06 12:12:47 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 11:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a Windows 95 lol.
2016-04-07 22:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
christmas cake in the small swimming pool dimension and a candle fragrance in round cycle
2007-12-06 23:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol number 4 is soo funyy
2007-12-06 12:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by Abercrombie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz #4
2007-12-07 13:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by ☆I LUV SHOPPING☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I like #8 and #4.
2007-12-07 09:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi De Ho another good un
2007-12-07 02:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this why my friend refuse to get within 20ft of my tree?!
2007-12-06 12:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋