2007-12-06 11:16:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
How do I send her a message that today is just not the day to be ******** with me?
2007-12-06 11:19:14 · update #1
Hahaha...this is your karma for being extra mean to me earlier this morning! ***evil grin***
2007-12-06 11:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What is she doing on your back? Doesn't that hurt after awhile?
I like Turdo's suggestion though it does seem like she may have had some personal experience in that way. Side note to self, never get Turdo angry.
Suggest you go out to eat and have a big bowl on chili with a lot of hot sauce, jalapenos, raw onions and extra beans with cheddar cheese sprinkled liberally all over. Have many soft drinks or beer, if you prefer and then go back, armed to the teeth. You may want to warn your fellow employees, if you like them. Otherwise let them suffer too.
2007-12-06 11:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your boss sounds like a right cow - so when she moos at you just remember that by embracing her inner bossy she is condemned herself to a life of cowflops and flies. Because what goes around comes around, one way or another. So bear with, try and be decent to others no matter what because it is the right thing to do and because why should you allow her **** to contaminate you?
This too will pass bipolar swain. And here's a hug right way round.
2007-12-06 14:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Everybody bothers you when you're not feeling good!
Just tell her, reasonably and appeal to her sense of sympathy for you, by sweetly saying," I don't feel so well these past few days...down with something nasty."
Works a LOT better than saying, "Look, b..ch, off my back or I'll give you a big, juicy kiss and pass this bug to you!!!"
Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com
2007-12-06 11:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Poor stooge - you need moonbelle to rub your back and massage your little hooves - maybe stroke your pointy tail if you play nice and suck up sufficiently. I of course consider you as a sort of walking claw sharpener. Wow, maybe your boss sees you the same way! I think you may need to change your image again.
2007-12-06 20:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Copper Cat 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get her off your back BEFORE you throw up on her.
This will be more successful. I was also thinking that if you don't, you are going to miss the target.
2007-12-06 15:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have this suit I borrowed from the Jackal!
Its actually a Jacket of ugly quails!
Long Spikes that cannot be pulled out!
Wanna borrow them?
I dunno your Boss can climb that high as to reach your back. Does she use the beige Ladder!
Anyway, come take those quails, and Stick her up!
You may be uglier than the Jackal....but smarter!
2007-12-06 11:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by Freeman 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The proper thing to do would be to walk into her office and throw up there.
2007-12-06 11:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by subprimelendor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that sounds like the perfect solution
2007-12-06 11:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you love sick again? Here have some more carrot shaped stars and coblets of corn.
Get well soon for all of our sakes.
MOONBELLE!
2007-12-06 11:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
to get her off my back?
hmmmm... that does not make any sense if the boss is a *she*... how do you throw up backwards ?
2007-12-06 11:32:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋