for the police??

Question

what was the stupid person you ever caught.. what i am trying to ask is stupid criminal acts.. something that just screams .. BUST ME PLEASE..like walking down the street smoking crack..or a person robbing a place they just applied for a job 2 days before..the one i remember happeing in the town i use to live in..was 2 kids broke in to a pawn shop and went back the next day to pawn what they stole.. btw i am not a cop.. but i know the kids that got caught.. purely stupid

a few of these made me laugh so hard.. i have to let the community vote on it

Answer 1

i was working off duty in full uniform at a grocery store.i caught this guy shoplifting.the manager called for a squad to come pick him up.i had the guy cuffed to a buggy by one hand.i was called and told the squad had just arrived. the shoplifter stood up and said,"hey dud. help me out before the cops come in.i ask him what he was talking about,he then "said take this and hide it for me. in the front of his pants he had a clear baggie with pot and meth in it.i said sure.now remember i was in full uniform.this story got me on the old tv program,worlds dumbest criminals"
----retired texas deputy sheriff----

Answer 2

So many stupid people so little time.

I don't know which is my favorite.

I did charge a woman three times in one day for driving while license revoked. The first time I wrote her a ticket for it and told her not to drive anymore. About an hour later I saw her driving so I pulled her over and arrested her. The magistrate put her under a couple hundred dollars bond. Later that afternoon I saw her driving again. I couldn't freaking believe it. I just knew I was seeing things. I pulled her over again and arrested her again. Took her to jail and this time they put her under a $1000.00 secured bond. I don't know if she drove anymore that day because I got off work a short time later but I wouldn't be surprised.

I wish I could remember her name. This was back in the early 90's and she was one of our local idiots in that town.

Answer 3

I'll give you two stupid times from the same stupid person.

I was in a gas station parking lot, and the idiot comes up to me and asks for help. He said that there was some people that wanted to kill him, and he needed a place to go that was safe. I asked who and why, and he said that they were drug dealers that wanted to kill him because he had ripped them off. I said, you stole drugs from them? He said, yes. I asked where they were, and he pulled 12 rocks of crack out of his pocket to show me- I gave him a "safe" place to go for the night.
Fast forward- approximately 2 years later. We get a call of an armed robbery. I respond and ask the victim for a description, he says, Oh it was the idiot from story #1. I asked how he knew this, and he said because he lives in the apartment above me. So I we went up, and the idiot, who lives with his mother, was pretending to be asleep in his bed. We get him up, and he is buck naked. I asked him if he wanted a pair of pants, and he pointed to a pair of jeans on the floor and asked for those, We put them on him (he was handcuffed) I patted him down again, and guess what I find in his pocket- More Crack.

Answer 4

About 10 years ago, I answered a call to a truck stop that a guy was selling 'speed' to truck drivers. His description was bleached white hair, no shirt and purple and white striped pants.
I drove onto the lot and there her was... not hard to pick out.
I got out of my car and approached him. I told him "I got a call that you're selling speed to the truck drivers".
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a baggie of pills and said, "This isn't speed, these are downers"......
Not exactly a brain surgeon....
He's STILL in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice......

Answer 5

Several people in my small town have actually called the police on a significant other who moved out ... and stole the complainant's stash of drugs! These are reported in the paper regularly LOL!

How stupid can these people be ... reporting their stash of illegal drugs as stolen to the law!

Answer 6

When I was on Navy shore patrol I watched a guy pull in to a parking lot and run in to a car in the parking lot of the barracks where the shore patrol office was located. There was literally 10 shore patrol standing there watching him pull in. When he got out of the car (very drunk) he tried to deny hitting the car.

Answer 7

I love it when people wear the gansta clothing and then wonder why the cops frisk them.