A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'
2007-12-06 10:20:49 · 8 answers · asked by ferrisdidit 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMGOSH! Dewd, that is too funny! That one practically had me rollin on the floor!
Try this one on for size:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
LoL!
2007-12-06 10:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 21:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!!
2007-12-06 19:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda cold but real funny!!!!
2007-12-06 18:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by Lindy P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coooooooooooolllllllllllllll LOL that made me laugh:))
2007-12-06 19:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's always funny when something sounds dirty and it isn't!
2007-12-06 18:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy_Blonde <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brilliant!!! LMAO!! *star*
2007-12-06 19:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REALLy funny
2007-12-06 18:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋