A Man Goes Into Work?

Question

And everytime he passes the receptionist he stands right next to her and inhales a lung full of air saying "as always, your hair smell lovely this morning". After a few weeks of the same routine, Jane the receptionist starts to get really pissed off and decides to complain to the HR department and file a law suit for sexual harrassment, the senior HR officer says that just because a man passes you a compliment on how your hair smells nice does not constitute sexual harrassment to which Jane replies "it does when the person doing the smelling is a dwarf".

Star if funny
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Answer 1

Lol! a star for u

Answer 2

OMGOSH! Dewd, that is too funny! That one practically had me rollin on the floor!

Try this one on for size:

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

LoL!

Answer 3

Funny! 100!

Answer 4

lol nice joke

Answer 5

uhhhh. um thats kinda gross
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Answer 6

lol