It's the Spring of 1957 and Paddy goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Ciara's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Paddy.
Ciara's father asks Paddy what they're planning to do. Paddy replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Ciara's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Paddy, so he asks Ciara's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Ciara's father, "Ciara really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Paddy's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Ciara comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Paddy escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Ciara rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"
2007-12-06 10:19:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-06 19:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 11:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 11:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, star awarded, 10/10.
2007-12-06 20:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Good one. Took me a second.
2007-12-06 10:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-07 03:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i Heard it before..so it wasn't funny the second time..but the first time it was kind of funny! keep it UPP!
2007-12-06 10:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by chica caliente♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! A star for you!
2007-12-06 10:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ha ha ha
2007-12-06 18:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-12-06 17:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋