The way you get to heaven int this joke is that there are 100 steps and on each step St. Peter tells you a joke if you laugh then you don't go to heaven. A brunette got to the 50th and laughed. A redhead got to the 65th and laughed. A black head got to the 92nd step and laughed. Then a blonde got all the way to heaven and as soon as she was through she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked St. Peter.
"I just got the first one!"
2007-12-06 09:51:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it! No offense to blondes though.
2007-12-06 09:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a pink head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the a hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and started swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette complete and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They offered the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metallic round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer want to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their palms"
2016-10-10 10:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by cardejon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Heard a similer version and DEWD THAT JOKE ROCKZ!
But try this one on for size!
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-12-06 09:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That's good! Made me laugh. *star*
2007-12-06 12:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute i like it ♥
my best friend is a total *blonde* sounds like something she would do
2007-12-06 09:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by †ΪċКĿěď pїиК ¡ň L♥νέ w¡Ťĥ ☆Mᆆ☆ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love blonde jokes...
2007-12-06 09:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha ive heard that one before and it is funny
2007-12-06 09:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by ME 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL....that was a good one!
2007-12-06 10:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by Veronica 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is AWSOME!!! And so true, might I add!
2007-12-06 09:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Crazy_Blonde <3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's ok
2007-12-06 10:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by pensk8r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋