The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes
in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects,including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with Flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the Eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man whonever knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes . Despite being a little flaky at times he still could be a crusty old man and was considered to be a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart
2007-12-06 09:23:39 · 33 answers · asked by Chichiri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool!
2007-12-06 09:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kris2007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting
2007-12-06 09:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! That is too funny. Try this one on for size:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
LOL!
2007-12-06 09:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 14:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww poor doughboy! That was cute!
2007-12-06 09:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by tattoodangel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of like the Oral Roberts joke: Did you know Oral Roberts died? How? He was run over by a speedboat while he was walking his duck.
2007-12-06 12:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Emissary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, poor doughboy
2007-12-06 09:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2007-12-06 10:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by **kia** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, thats cute!
You know you post a lot of questions.
2007-12-06 09:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a problem the the dough boy isn't real.
2007-12-06 09:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by Tedd m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Pop Tart" lol - that one just about had me rolling on the floor!
2007-12-06 09:27:02 · answer #11 · answered by sherpa_jones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋