My 6 year old nephew tells me he's going to poison the mince pie and if his dad is lying dead by the fireplace in the morning then it will prove what he suspected last year.
2007-12-06 08:59:35 · 28 answers · asked by poppy vox 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
lmfao, this had me in stiches!!!!!
if he really said that then yes i would come clean, either that or point out if he kills santa he wont have any presents ever again, or dipose of mince pie without eating it after he has gone to bed....
must go to the loo now or am going to wet myself ha ha ha ha have a star
2007-12-06 09:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by littlemissmuffett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, just tell him that Santa will know if his mince pie has been poisoned and he won't eat it as he knows everything.
When I was little, I would put carrots out for all the reindeer and in the morning, they would all be chewed up and there would be mud/ dust around them. This convinced me for years.
Also a new trick if you have the internet, you can track santa and his sleigh live on xmas eve and it has all this technichal speak from Nasa which nearly even convinced me that he was real again last year!
Don't tell him the truth yet, keep going as long as you can. If you tell him now, then he'll tell all his class mates and imagine all the heartbroken little kids lol x
2007-12-07 10:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Poppy Vox. Wow a 6 year old with murdering tendencies, a real gift for Christmas. As the adult here, you need to sit down and explain that murdering Father Christmas is not a good idea, all those children being left present-less, does he really want to end the world as it is, (on the other hand it might be a good idea seeing the state it is) but honestly this situation must be nipped in the bud before some one gets injured, you may try explaining the theme behind Christmas and the joy that Santa brings to not only to him but to others all over the world. Keep the spirit of Christmas alive, especially in our children. They need some imagination in a world full of hate and fear
Happy Christmas. Peter
2007-12-06 18:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by The Honest one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the ****? What did he suspect? His dad ate the mince pie last year? Oh that daddy is santy claus! Tell him to do something a little less drastic- like put some exlax in it- same results just a little less dead dad and 6 year old in juvy.
2007-12-06 17:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by sticky nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I started to get a bit questiony about Santa around his age so I asked my grandma.. She told me that Santa wasn't real but a long time ago there was a guy named Saint Nickolas who went around giving presents to all the children who didn't have many things. It made me sad that Santa wasn't real but also made me pretty happy that there was a guy a lot like Santa.. I don't really remember the story correctly because it was a long long time ago but I think if you just sit him down and tell him that story, he wont have to poison his Dad. You have a crafty little nephew by the way. Have a Merry Christmas :)
2007-12-06 17:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kids are great! I can't believe hes fingured it out at 6! I'd still play along this year and leave some crumbs from the mince pie on the plate, maybe you will have to tell him next year
2007-12-06 17:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that mince pie is given to Santa in some places (here it's cookies) and he suspects he isn't real.. in that case, that's funny and sounds like smart kid!
And yeah, you should come clean.
2007-12-06 17:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by cz73 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to stop him! If Santa's lying dead by the fireplace in the morning, a lot of things will change... and it won't all be good changes!
2007-12-06 17:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
serves his dad rght for lying to him too feed consumerisem , and what sorta house hold leaves poison where a seven year old can get to it, LOCK IT UP
but thats a good made up Q? or gullable aunt
2007-12-06 17:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Graham M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats mint.Do make sure you do get rid of the mince pie. lol
2007-12-06 17:04:12 · answer #10 · answered by sweetness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋