A ma n and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, ma king noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
'Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,' he sa id. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband gra bb ed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
'Now. Tell HIM you have a headache.'
2007-12-06 08:03:29 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute and all, but i dont get the punchline. can someone explain it to me????please
2007-12-06 08:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-30 11:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 12:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!! that was funny.. i think the punch line means that the husband is use to his wife her teasing him and then saying that she has a headache.. so he decided to lock her into the cage and do the same thing to the gorilla that she does to her husband!!
2007-12-06 08:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-06 08:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by E.B.G. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but i like mine much more.
Hehe.
Listen to this one.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"
2007-12-06 08:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Not one of the funniest, but still pretty funny
2007-12-06 08:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by Chapkins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to the zoo and all they had was one animal, A dog!
It was a shitzu
2007-12-06 10:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant!!! 10/10
Have a star.
Edit..........
anonymou................ If you need the punchline explained to you. You are too young to know. LOL
2007-12-06 08:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she's nothing but a big PT!!
2007-12-06 08:13:29 · answer #10 · answered by nosnowmike 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think is funny
2007-12-06 08:53:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋