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For me, it's been far too long.




--that's JUMPED, with a J--

2007-12-06 08:01:25 · 19 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

N - Ooooh, ruthless!

2007-12-06 08:06:56 · update #1

Star - You are the master of jumping, aye.

2007-12-06 09:48:02 · update #2

I just now noticed that this is in godamn Jokes & Riddles.

2007-12-07 05:34:31 · update #3

19 answers

Too long...too long.

I do knee-jump on the bed with my daughter sometimes, but never all out jumping.

To be honest though, when standing on the bed I'm already touching the ceiling.

2007-12-06 08:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5 0

The last time I jumped up and down on the bed I hit my head on the ceiling and had to go to the Doctor and have stitches. The doctor had a good laugh when I told him I was a 25 year old woman who was jumping on her bed.

2007-12-06 09:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by Patty M 5 · 2 0

while i replace right into a baby. I not at all fell off because of the fact my mom might are available in the mattress room and yell at me to quit, probably saving me from a intense head harm. i would not leap on my mattress now when you consider that's made up of balloons in a zippered mattress protector. (whether that's relaxing to softly leap on it ;-D )

2016-10-19 10:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL not since I was 8 and I fell off and landed on a bedside heater. I still have the marks on my hand from bracing my fall and getting burned lol.

2007-12-06 08:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lorena 4 · 1 0

2-3 days ago, having a 3 year old son allows me to act like as much of a child as I wish.

2007-12-06 08:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1 0

Since I was little fell off hit my cheekbone on the dresser and had a bruise for 1 month ^^

2007-12-06 08:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

i think it was a week or 2 ago. my daughter likes to jump on it with me and have me throw her around in the pillows and stuff.

2007-12-07 02:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

jumped on a bed . . . . hmmm. . . . i'll say about 3-4 years back. yea, i still love doing that, even though i havent done so in a while!

2007-12-06 08:05:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

awww hell no, I just paid like $1300 for this baby, I'm not jumping on it!
gotta love a king size...

2007-12-06 09:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ooops! I do that every time I go to a hotel. I jump with my kids, ouch! you caught me!

2007-12-06 08:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 2 0

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