LOL!! I love this one.
Enjoy!!
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly......
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying :
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f ...ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
2007-12-06 07:40:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
Thanks for a laugh.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-07 20:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-08 04:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 00:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats to cute
2007-12-06 07:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool
2007-12-06 08:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is sooooooo funny. but cute. i like it.
2007-12-06 12:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha,
it made me laugh.
2007-12-06 08:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-12-06 08:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-06 08:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-12-06 07:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋