I have holes on the top and the bottom, I have holes on the right and the left. And I have holes in the middle, yet I hold water. What am I
2007-12-06 06:49:42 · 17 answers · asked by EngSupCo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sponge!!
2007-12-06 06:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A sponge
2007-12-06 07:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by x clare x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sponge now gimme 10 points
2007-12-06 07:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by NiS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a sponge bcuz sponges have holes and soak up water
2007-12-06 06:54:38 · answer #4 · answered by ~3v31yN~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sponge. A big one!
2007-12-06 06:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sponge...
2007-12-06 06:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sponge
2007-12-06 23:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sponge
2007-12-06 11:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sponge
2007-12-06 07:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sponge
2007-12-06 07:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by random king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spongey ^^.
Let me tell you a joke.
I have a joke i would like to tell.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"
2007-12-06 06:54:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋