Wanna hear a good joke?

Question

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

Answer 1

Hehehe.
I have a better one :3

I have a joke i would like to tell.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"

Answer 2

When I heard the joke it was Prince Charles and the pope. They're overlooking the crowd in St Peter's Square. The pope says 'With one wave of my hand I'll have all these people on their knees as quiet as the grave.' He throws out a blessing and they all drop to their knees. Charlie says 'With one nod of my head I'll have them back on their feet shouting.'

'Never!' Says the pope so Charlie nutted him.

Answer 3

lol i admire those jokes there is yet another one i comprehend: there's a purple head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a financial company. They bypass down an alley and the purple head hides in a trashcan. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The law enforcement officers bypass down the alley and that they kick the trashcan the purple head is going "bow wow" they think of that's a dogs. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they think of that's a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"

Answer 4

I loved that!!!!!!!! Mr. nate g. what didn't u get!!! by asking ''what are u talking about''??

Answer 5

Best read on here in years. Hope don't get into trouble for uncontrolled laughter. Thanks!

Answer 6

LOL nice one!

Answer 7

good one

Answer 8

best joke ever

Answer 9

what the hell are you talking about

Answer 10

haha!! that was great!! i laughed so hard out loud at work!! thanks!!