I'm taking Jesus as my 1st round pick. The other side has had him long enough and he's been just riding the pine.
I'll make a play for Buddha in the second round - he will make an awesome spiritual full back (the fat Buddha, not the skinny version).
I may take Mohamed as a tight end, not sure yet.
2007-12-06 06:33:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've obviously underestimated the Spiritual Fantasy League prowess of my R&S brothers and sisters. You guys are really making some good picks! Touché.
2007-12-06 06:51:04 · update #1
I am going for a sleeper and picking up Neptune early. His comfort in water will help greatly during rainy games.
Vishnu is going to be my first pick though, her versatility as a quarterback who can block tacklers at the same time will be invaluable.
I am picking up Ganesh as my defense, his elephant head will knock front lines down and will get me points with turnovers and sacks.
Jesus will be my runningback, no matter how many times he gets knocked down, he always rises again.
2007-12-06 06:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I see nothing but trouble on your end.
I'll pick Bettierage, Zerocool, Laptop, a couple of the "Zillas", IWF, Tardis Girl and Linz. Of course I'll include a few special team items like Zapp, Skalite, Hypno Pope, and Thricey. If Vishal and I run the playbook, your imaginary fantasy gods will be no match for the pure physical embodiment of atheism.
2007-12-06 06:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
dude, Jupiter first round QB. cant beat hurling lightning bolts. second round im goin for Mars as center. Thrid round, Mercury as wide reciever. Fourth round, Hercules for running back. Fifth, gotta take Kali for the defense. no ones getting past her! no way anyones ever gonna take that team down.
2007-12-06 06:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by nacsez 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to go with Zeus for the first round. I mean he is the father of the gods and he has the powerful thunderbolt wallop. I'm shooting for Thor in the second round, he has some strength in him.
2007-12-06 06:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'll keep my Egyptian Pantheon. Set will eat Jesus in one bite. Buddha has inner peace, but my Sekhmet has one hell of an outter rage...don't piss her off. I dare someone, ANYONE to mess with Anubis. I freakin' dare you. All your solar Dieties may be tough, but mine can hold their own right with them, and then when it turns night...I pity the person that tries something funny with Isis. And Geb on defence...I mean, how are you going to get around THE EARTH? lolz
2007-12-06 06:37:20 · answer #5 · answered by mental1018 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah man, you have to have Jesus as your starting QB. Nobody can read the defense and audible and change the play like that guy.
2007-12-06 07:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fat Buddha could be an entire o-line by himself.
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2007-12-06 06:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ted Haggard would make a better tight end or maybe you could convert him to wide receiver.
2007-12-06 06:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am with Zee on this one! You go girlfriend!! Add Aphrodite - what man on the opposing team is going to pass her by? Game over.
2007-12-06 12:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Morrigan
Artemis
Kali
Hera
Nike
Isis
Hecate
as many Amazons and Valkyries as I can get
and 2 picks to be named later
Namaste
-Z
edit: Cinthia, thanks for Aphrodite! (((hug)))
Team Name: Vile Temptresses, of course.
Towanda, VTs!
2007-12-06 06:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by Zee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋