An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: "well, just how sick are you?"
"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"
2007-12-06 06:29:35 · 14 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-06 06:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2007-12-06 06:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by Beatlemaniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 14:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I like mine more
I have a joke i would like to tell.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"
2007-12-06 06:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Gen 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
yeah sick
2007-12-06 06:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by paulcryo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really sick
2007-12-06 06:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer thats really sick yuck :-o but funny :-)
2007-12-06 06:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by shell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on fucckking class nice one lmfao ;-)
2007-12-07 05:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were right it
is sick
2007-12-06 07:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, man... that IS sick... ROFLMFAO
2007-12-06 06:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋