a guy is transporting some chimps from one zoo to another, when his truck breaks down at the side of the road. A fellow trucker pulls over to offer assistance,after half an hour they are unable to get the truck started,the chimps start scream and jump about.
'these chimps are really getting frustrated now,how about i give you £50 to take em to the zoo while i wait for help to arrive?' the good samaritan agrees to help,loads the chimps and drives off.
about an hour later the guy is still waiting for help to arrive when the same fellow trucker pulls up again,the guy notices he still has the chimps in the back of his truck.
'hey i gave you £50 to take them chimps to the zoo for me,whats going on?'
'well'says the trucker ' i took em to the zoo like you said and had some money left over so i thought i would take em to the cinema and then on for a pizza'
2007-12-06 06:29:33 · 18 answers · asked by jonny stud 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny but you have to agree.
Mine is better =p.
I have a joke i would like to tell.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"
2007-12-06 06:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 09:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by latia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 14:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-06 06:34:22 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!! nice.1.!! roflol!! thanx for the laugh!! 10\10
2007-12-06 07:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by smiley :) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-12-06 06:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha. LOL. Hilarious
Here is your star
2007-12-06 06:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not
2007-12-06 06:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by Steph 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. very good
2007-12-06 08:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its that old that I was young when i first heard it
2007-12-06 06:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by paulcryo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋