One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments.
Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?"
The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
"Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times...."
2007-12-06 06:25:04 · 12 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 100!
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2016-10-01 00:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-06 07:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-06 06:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-12-07 05:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to funny sorry
2007-12-06 11:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-06 06:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by redheddedblondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good
2007-12-06 06:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-06 06:31:18 · answer #9 · answered by jordan3263 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-06 06:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋