help! im running out of sinful qotes to make the Jehovah's Witnesses leabve me alone!
i have used:
*'sorry, im just off to blood bank'
*called my room mate who spent 2 hour listening to thenm (poor quiet little boy XD)
*'sorry, im a satanist' (i even tried dressing in a black curtain when i answered the door) <---one of my friends ideas
i need more things to say! i dont need saving, but the annoying people keep coming back for more!
2007-12-06 05:57:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
id also like to note i HAE said 'im sorry im not intersted but they dont seem to give up!
2007-12-06 05:58:48 · update #1
Meet them at the door with a bloody knife wearing a red thong, red Wonder™ bra and nothing else, and say, "Yes? I'm in the middle of a sacrifice for my patron Lord Satan, will this take long??"
Tell them you've already been cleansed and that your soul itches.
2007-12-06 06:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
The Jehovah Wittiness visitors couple who come once a while knocking on the door R the sweetest people u may see. They dress very neatly and have refreshing non-fake smile. It is erroneous to say they make like telemarketing calls, they do not, they come in person. They are extremely polite and none-pushy. They offer u two wonderful magazines in color for free that have wonderful articles of general public interest quite enjoying to read and have some Bible quotes in them. Why any one is close minded and afraid to read them? The Jehovah Wittiness do not believe in trinity like Moslems, Mormons and Jews they also do not believe in trinity. So why some one feels so insecure if some one challenges the trinity?
2007-12-09 01:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Shary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(Pssst!) Jehovah's Witnesses ARE Christians. Your foundation for making this ridiculous declare is.....what? Jehovah's Witnesses do no longer harass all people. And what "Watch Tower e book" are you relating? we've a great style of bible learn aids in the form of books, brochures, DVDs, and so on... you somewhat ought to be greater particular. And we don't "circulate after Christians lots", we refer to all people and actual everyone.
2016-10-19 10:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses do not "stalk" anyone, but it is true that try to visit each of their neighbors on a regular basis.
At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.
All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!
Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)
Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-12-07 05:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
People can change their interests so that's why we come back. If you truly do not want them to ever come back, next time we come to your door, just say "Please put me on the do not call list." They will check back once a year to see if you still feel this way. Saying you are a satanist won't do anything.
2007-12-06 15:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by no name 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to please put you on the "do not call" list if it is Witnesses coming to your door that is bothering you.
Every congregation has such a list and they should stop calling once you are on it.
Once a year two elders from the congregation will come to your home to make sure that you still feel the same way... make sure there isn't someone new living there... etc.
2007-12-06 06:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by eliz_esc 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Just say you are not interested. Some may ask why you are not interested (just in case you are just tired but would like them to return later), but no pressure. Our job is to tell people what the Bible says. What they do with the info is up to them.
2007-12-08 12:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's NOT stalking!!!! We are trying to tell you good news!!! Stop being so stubborn and listen for 5 minutes of your precious life!!!
2007-12-09 15:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by Roxanne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Certainly we have no interest in "stalking" you, or wasting time, ours or yours.
It could simply be an error in address or maybe someone else at your dwelling showed interest.
If no one at your residence wishes to be visited simply say so.
2007-12-06 13:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Simply say, "I am not interested, please put me on your list of ones not to call on."
It works, we follow strict guidelines & frankly, you would be saving us some time, as we have many, many that ARE interested & LIKE to talk to us!
2007-12-08 09:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋