Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
2007-12-06 05:56:04 · 28 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA..............ROLLIN AROUND THE FLOOR.................HAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,,,,,,,,IM GONNA CALL A FREIND WITH THIS ONE NOW HEHEHEHEHE. GOOD ONE.
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2007-12-06 06:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by Debbie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 23:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
have a star
2007-12-06 14:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by SweetS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-06 14:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bought a tear to my eye thinkin of it
2007-12-06 14:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha that was a good one :p
2007-12-06 14:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-12-06 13:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by rehmakeup 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
l think many girls are getting ideas from this joke. LMAO!!
2007-12-06 14:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, no problem on our honeymoon hun, carpy knows i'm still a virgin, yes virgin on madness hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-06 14:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Liked it.
2007-12-06 14:02:01 · answer #10 · answered by infallible100 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent star4u
2007-12-06 15:24:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋