My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
2007-12-06 05:12:54 · 23 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,10/10, star,hilarious and excellent.
2007-12-06 07:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 / 10
2007-12-06 05:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
lol dat 1 woz funnii
2007-12-06 05:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! 7/10!
2007-12-06 14:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-06 05:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by tandkalexander 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Love the "judge" one!
2007-12-06 05:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by DORY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I liked the one about not interrupting.
2007-12-06 05:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by Tika 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Les Dawson lives! lol
2007-12-06 05:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tom H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-06 06:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And here she is .....the next Henny Youngman
2007-12-06 05:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ooh, Ooh pick me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋