Euro English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
2007-12-06 03:33:02 · 12 answers · asked by Oh! Crud 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If ziz mad yu smil, pas on to oza peopl
2007-12-06 03:35:12 · update #1
Its even funnier when you read it out loud, trust me
translation:
Its evn funier vhen yu red it ut lud, trust me
2007-12-06 03:41:32 · update #2
very funny, 8/10. i couldnt understand or read some of the words, but I read it out loud and i give u a star. THX for the joke
2007-12-06 11:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by magnum2037 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, 7 out of 10
2007-12-06 04:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funy
2007-12-13 18:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Sly Fox [King of Fools] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We read this article in German. Not funny as such, but quite true. I understand it, though :)
2007-12-06 04:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad part is...I can read it almost better than normal English.
2007-12-06 03:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read it out loud - this is funny! Thanks! Star for you! I majored in English in college. My professors would have loved this.
2007-12-06 04:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...though lengthy
2007-12-06 03:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it mad me smil.
2007-12-06 03:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha realy clvr!
2007-12-06 03:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo.l......i liked it i got confused but i liked it......lol
2007-12-06 04:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋