I'd really like to know, it would make mine much less boring, and would help me lighten my load as I plunge forward on my spiritual journey.
2007-12-06 02:23:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
((( All VTs Present ))) Alas, I shall have to worship you from afar! Hmm 100 naked pushups would be awkward in the office, should I ask my office mate to go to lunch before I begin, mistress?
2007-12-06 02:37:30 · update #1
EVERYDAY is "worship your local Vile Temptress" day.
Do 100 naked pushups to atone, worm.
2007-12-06 02:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by ~Smirk~ Resurrected 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 09:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by henshaw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does one find a "local" VT? I would like to reach out and touch someone, but I don't have a number.
2007-12-06 02:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thur's day was origionaly "Thor's Day," but you must worship a VT as often as possible, lest she smite you.
2007-12-06 02:26:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian, but I enjoy the VT's contributions here.
VT's you make my world go 'round!
2007-12-06 02:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Antioch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll worship Heretic! Dibs!
((Heretic))
http://www.cafepress.com/vile_temptress
2007-12-06 02:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Reporting is Unchristian *AM* 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thursday is Thor's Day. You are to be couragous, find joy in a hard day's work, and follow the law.
2007-12-06 02:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
you should be so lucky, I am sure they will let you know when you can worship them, if they find out you are trying to get a specific day, you will catch their wrath.
Nice knowing you
2007-12-06 02:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't tink I have any local...
So I'll just have to worship from afar. :-D
2007-12-06 02:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Vile Temptresses should be worshipped every day!
*lol* (((RIU))), worship away!
2007-12-06 02:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋