The Blonde Mortician....."star" if funny?

Question

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the
body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black
suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the
Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs,
but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, s he finds
her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe;
the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You
did an excel!lent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank
check.

"There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly
after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I
asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black
suit
instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."

Answer 1

funny.....

Answer 2

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"

Answer 3

If could i would give u at least 10 stars. Hey keep them coming and i will keep on staring them lol. That was so d@m good!

Answer 4

Another good un DC 10/10

Answer 5

Thats terrible

Answer 6

That caught me off gaurd. Hilarious

Answer 7

Wasent panee at ol. Kidding :)

Answer 8

It is the work of God to have allowed the second dead person be brought at that paticular period. However, the woman should take the Blonde mortician to court for cutting off the head of the dead man, she should also collect the charges the mortician collected from the second dead person's corpse for playing such expensive dilema on dead colleagues.The second woman was very wicked.

Answer 9

(Sitting back, jaw dropped, holding hands over mouth)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are the first person to make me react like that with an original joke!

Answer 10

This is the best punch line ever lol starring you!!!!

Answer 11

That one is great. Death and I laughed at it

Morg