Sorry it's a day late
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country
road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The
driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.
The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up
to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay
them for the cow. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest
happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
2007-12-06 00:21:57 · 10 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha Ha! Best one yet! I was wondering where the Hillary joke was for this week!
2007-12-06 00:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by MISTY 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hillarious ! i'm no longer able to tell jokes to save my existence yet heard one approximately Hill & invoice at a baseball sport. somebody asks invoice a question from on field. He knocks Hillary over the area down onto the floor. He then says something like " i presumed you pronounced throw out the 1st bi*tch?" Get it, pitch? Yours became into lots extra useful. thank you ever so!
2016-10-10 09:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great one. Keep those Hillary jokes coming.
Someone once said that Hillary Clinton is so cold that if you stood her next to an Iceberg, the iceberg would melt.
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2007-12-06 00:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Not a bad joke but I am a fan of Hillary.
2007-12-06 01:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
Although it is funny, I would replace Hilary with Bush! I like Hilary, but I still laughed!
2007-12-06 00:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by lala girl 4 · 2⤊ 6⤋
omg thats really funny!! lmao!
2007-12-06 03:04:29 · answer #6 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
EXCELLENT!
~Cheers~
2007-12-06 00:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha Ha! GREAT!!!
2007-12-06 00:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lolz!
2007-12-06 00:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
i agree with isabel its funny but would be funnier if it was bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-06 00:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 2⤊ 6⤋