A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were all about to be executed one by one.
First up was the redhead. As she stood up against the wall before several men with guns, she suddenly yelled, "Earthquake!"
All of the men ran for cover and the red-head managed to escape.
Next up was the brunette. As she stood before the line of armed men, she yelled at the last second, "Tornado!"
Once again, the men ran for cover and the brunette managed to escape.
Finally, up stepped the blonde. She stood up against the wall before the line of armed men as they prepared to shoot. Suddenly, she yelled, "Fire!"
2007-12-06 00:05:48 · 21 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have heard it before! Still very amusing! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-12-06 00:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha! Star 4 U
2007-12-06 03:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 00:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A goergeous blonde climbs up on the hangman's scaffold, the noose is put around her neck, the hangman runs his hands over her and feels her breasts.
" What are these ?" "My big breasts"
He feels her hips, "and these" "My hips"
He runs his hand over her buttocks "and these" " My well rounded firm a*s"
He then puts his hand down her pants "Whats this?"
"Your's if you keep your trap shut"
2007-12-06 04:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very funny. Anyways, not all we blondes are mentally retarded. Just so ya know. ;)
2007-12-13 01:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by mistaken4sane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-12-06 02:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Labo mo pare korni. That means I love you in our country.
2007-12-06 04:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tee hee hee
2007-12-06 00:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by PinkPotions 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i havent heard that one before its a good one i will give ya a star for that one!!!! rotflmfao
2007-12-06 00:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!!!!!!!
Great joke... we cannot stop
laughing. My girl friend — today she is
'blond' — nearly p**d in her pants...
Thanks for the LOLs....
Aaron.
2007-12-06 00:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! I thought that was really good.
2007-12-06 00:10:54 · answer #11 · answered by Ian M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋