A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes
here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
their nether regions.
Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub
in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go
to Oxford ."
"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"
"No - that's where the end of the queue is"
2007-12-05 23:51:46 · 13 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rofl!
I bet you were at the front of the queue!
2007-12-06 00:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? Planet 80's ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 09:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-06 00:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Graybear i thought that was brilliant!!!
STAR 4 u!
Thanks for cheering me up!
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2007-12-06 00:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
very funny
2007-12-06 03:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be right. Brilliant.
2007-12-06 01:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-06 00:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thts a good one.
2007-12-06 00:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, old chap.
2007-12-06 02:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by tinyponyhairs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-12-06 01:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋