An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nods, so the Irishman orders Jesus one too.
An ailing Italian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Italian orders Him a glass of Chianti too.
A Scouser swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey—is that God’s Boy down there?" The bartender nods, so the redneck orders Him a bottle of beer.
As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Irishman and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman jumps up and dances a jig.
Then Jesus touches the Italian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian’s humpback straightens, and he does a flip.
Just then the Scouser yells, "Don’t touch me! I’m drawing disability!"
2007-12-05 23:12:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Everybody repeat after me..."Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain!" Hey! Just kidding! LMAO!!!
2007-12-05 23:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahah.. Brilliant!!
2007-12-05 23:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by Still.Loving.You 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one ! How about one for the road ?
2007-12-05 23:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great !!!
Gorgeous....
Aaron / Liverpool, England.
2007-12-06 00:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical lol
2007-12-06 01:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-05 23:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-12-05 23:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋