2007-12-05 22:00:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would tell her to put her panties back on.
2007-12-05 22:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
I would think that my brain was playing around with me by manifesting the 'God and the burning bush conscious', making me enter into a state of confusion where I may perceive a burning bin to be a bush. Then I would try to run away and get some rest.
2007-12-06 06:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by don't ask me while I'm t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would think I may be sick of schizophrenia. I would go to the doctor for an examination and maybe go to hospital afterwards.
"Schizophrenia, from the Greek roots schizein (ÏÏίζειν, "to split") and phrÄn, phren- (ÏÏήν, ÏÏεν-, "mind"), is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental illness characterized by impairments in the perception or expression of reality, most commonly manifesting as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions or disorganized speech and thinking in the context of significant social or occupational dysfunction. "
"Ancient psychiatry:
Starting in the 5th century BC, mental disorders, especially those disorders with psychotic traits, were considered supernatural in origin."
2007-12-06 06:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably ask it what the hell it was doing, talking to me, then realise that I was having a schizophrenic episode.
Then I would visit my doctor, explain the situation, and start taking anti-psychotic drugs.
Don't know about you, but that seems like a fairly reasonable and rational response.
2007-12-06 06:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by jonnyAtheatus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd be like...
"hold that thought Mr Burning Bush sir... I'll be back"
run off, grab my camcorder. Film what it has to say, then sell the footage to the highest bidder..
2007-12-06 06:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sly Phi AM 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would probably listen out of curiousity, but i'm not gonna take commands from a bush.
2007-12-06 13:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an Atheist, but i have a sense of humour.
I'd say "Go have a Brazilian babe, your bush is talking to me"!
2007-12-06 06:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Purity 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, 911? Yeah. Someone lit a bush on fire, I'm afraid it'll set the nearby houses on fire. Oh, you'll be right over? Great."
"1-800-Im-Mental? Hiya! Yeah, some bush is talking to me. I think I need help. Please lock me away until I'm normal. Kthx."
2007-12-06 06:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe God appears in ways like this, so I'd probably be seriously worried about either my hearing or my mental health.
2007-12-06 07:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by Odin's daughter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably think I ate too many magic mushrooms, or what they called manna from heaven in the bible... then I'd start a church, and we'd all wear mushroom shaped hats like some of those orthodox churches still do.
2007-12-06 06:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I love Lindsay Lohan.
2007-12-06 06:03:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋