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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that....

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. *giggle and point*

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. Only if you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

2007-12-05 21:30:15 · 20 answers · asked by Beautiful - 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

so cruel....................yet so funny u wicked woman u !!!

2007-12-06 04:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0 0

Lmao. Here are some other ones that I've actually said: Is it in? It's so cute. It's like one of those party sausages; makes me want to break out the cheese and crackers You're kidding, right? Does it come with a magnifying glass?

2016-05-28 10:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by harriet 3 · 0 0

So, that answers the question to the missing socks.

2007-12-05 21:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by Ken-Eros 6 · 3 0

hahahahaha ive said a few of them hehehe

2007-12-05 21:34:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

28. I can finish myself off!

2007-12-05 21:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is so funny!!<3

2007-12-05 21:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 2 0

hehe... theres one other one you might like
does it come in a biger size... :) merry xmas chicky

2007-12-05 21:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 2 · 1 0

Do you have a magnafiying glass?


Laurey.
laureyjoyallman

2007-12-05 21:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

hahaha excellent

2007-12-06 03:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

Are you talking about me again...ha ha ha

2007-12-05 22:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

LOL- love Them

2007-12-05 21:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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