An old man was sitting on his rocking chair when little Billy walked by carrying a roll of chicken wire. The old man asked, "Where ya goin'?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some chickens!" The old man replied, "you darn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire, but sure enough, a little while later Billy returned with some chickens.
The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some duct tape. The old man asked, "Where are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some ducks!" The old man said, "you darn fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape, but a little while later Billy returned with some ducks.
The next day, the old man saw Billy walking by again. He said hey Billy whatcha got there?" Billy replied, I got me some pussy willow. The old man replied and said, Wait a minute, let me get my hat.
2007-12-05 20:31:07 · 2 answers · asked by YouSaidWhat??? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles