A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10.
He was jubilant... then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said, "Just screwing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"
2007-12-05 19:34:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woah oh! Now, you don't come past those kind of jokes often.
That last bit was so funny that I literally fell off my chair and started to laugh, then after a couple of minutes later I pulled myself together and got myself able to type again!
Great joke.
2007-12-05 20:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another typical man. I can remember my daughter breaking her finger and my ex-husband not caring. I took her to the ER and he stayed home to watch his football game.
2007-12-06 09:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.That is an advice for women with men who are into sports. An eye opener trust me.
2007-12-06 17:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very mean but a little funny as well.
Look at this joke, it is THE funniest i have read:
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2007-12-06 05:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Men thats cruel Ill kill the doctor!!!Nah just kidding Hehehe!!!ROfl!!!
2007-12-06 03:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was so funny!!! My husband loved it!! Yes, he's a golfer.
2007-12-07 20:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me is totally stumped!
2007-12-06 03:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by Halo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sympathy with the woman
2007-12-07 00:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's so mean!
but I still smiled!
2007-12-06 03:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thats sooo mean!
2007-12-06 04:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋