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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV . . . as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Lusk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
Walter

2007-12-05 19:27:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

ha ha ha

2007-12-05 19:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

maybee you should encourage it , you say you love him but want to take joy from him . most likely he is totally straight but has afetish and would like you to take charge of his sex a little if you did this would make him more powerful out side the house , look at all your phone sex sites its all panty wearing , spankings etc etc , www. baycityblues.com look at the specialties and they make alot of dam money ! put some panties on him spank his dam *** and move on ,

2007-12-08 16:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by mike f 2 · 0 0

Hahaha!!! Trust a guy to give advice like that!!! Haha....thanks for the laugh!!! I needed that! Here's a star!

2007-12-05 20:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 3 · 0 0

Thats what i call Help thru advice that should help Her..hehehehe

2007-12-05 19:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0 0

Misconception right. nice one as usual.

2007-12-06 10:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha! Typical man!

2007-12-06 01:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 0

thats why I have AAA

2007-12-07 07:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0 0

Lol!

2007-12-05 20:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was great!!!

2007-12-07 12:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

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