I have lived for over 1 thousand years and I dont want to live anymore. what should i do?
2007-12-05 19:19:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow your ignorace is great for an elder, you would think a thousand years would allow you to be wise as to not poke a religion you clear do not care for, mock and otherwise dont believe in. Please take your head out of your old crusty ***.
2007-12-05 19:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by barcode soul (almost suspended) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe it!! Here is actual evidence that the Book of Mormon is true and the defenders of the faith just mock and scorn you!
Oh great Nephite warrior who has lived for so long, I am afraid to tell you that the man Jesus himself declared that you will not taste of death until he returns...I'm not sure if there are other restrictions on your activities while here so if I were you I would PARTY!!! You can't die! Become a pro-wrestler! A fire walker!! An escape artist!! You can stay under water as long as you want!
Either that or you can travel the lonely highways of Utah and Nevada looking to help credulous women in minivans get their dilapidated minivans back on the highway...as for the rest of us, we'll hear about it in Sacrament Meeting.
Funny question!
2007-12-07 22:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by jungle84025 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're one of the three nephites, then why did you have to look it up in the book of Mormon?
The very first thing you should do is stop posting questions to Yahoo! Answers.
The very second thing you should do is start eating at McDonald's. Given enough time, that food will kill anybody.
The third thing you should do is fight the temptation to act on stupid ideas, especially when they go into writing and are broadcast on the net.
The fourth thing you should do is not forget to supersize your meal.
2007-12-06 03:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Penniwit 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A: Cindy, if anybody is filling you with ANYTHING (holy spirit or not), they're perverted, and if you're LOOKING for it, you're just as perverted. Disgusting.
B: Want to die? Try leaping from somewhere particularly tall.
2007-12-06 03:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All you need is a rope, a rickety stool and a box of sleeping pills then it will be all over.
2007-12-06 03:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Given your previous posting, I can see your cry for help. This is not the way.
2007-12-07 00:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop lying and maybe the Lord will take you.
2007-12-06 18:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by Fishgutts 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SAY Jesus I am a sinner.
I believe You died on the cross for me.
Please Forgive my sins.
Come into my heart Jesus.
Thank You Jesus.
Concentrate on Jesus coming into your heart.
There Jesus is right now.
Jesus is saving you.
Can you feel the peace and love?
I am with you
NOW SAY JESUS FILL ME WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT!
Pray to Jesus.Say Jesus I love You.I praise You.I thank You.
And instead of saying anymore (Listen) To what Jesus says
to you heart.God talks to your heart.Continue this the rest of your life.And that is it.You cant go Wrong when you obey the Holy Spirit.
2007-12-06 03:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
thats not funny
2007-12-06 03:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by wllmwstfll 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋